It's one of babies' four main activities alongside eating, sleeping, and weeing, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that pooing is one of Anya's most impressive skills. Today, she's been doing overtime. Babies are meant to be able to fill six to eight nappies a day and she's doing her best to beat that record; no sooner have I changed her (I'm trying to do most of this, on the principle that Kate handles inputs so someone else should look after outputs) than she wriggles her legs up, grimaces, and does a big farty sound which inevitably means a filled nappy.
Parents have various names for the more dramatic episodes of this activity. "Poosplosion" is a popular one among our friends; today's behaviour feels more like an apoocalypse.
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